Kid Falls

When a kid falls down the stairs:

("Walking down the steps beside this kid")

Me:

Kid:

("The kid falls down the steps")

Kid:                        

Me: ahahahahahah

("See all of the girls that go to the kid")








Brain: Fall

The Hated Kid 

When the kid you don't like does not come to school:

("I walk in the class and look around")

 

Me: Where is Nappy at hope he's not here today 

("Class starts at 9 its 8:53 I'm looking at the clock hoping he doesn't come")

 

Me:

("Its 9:15 teacher comes in and closes the door and start teaching") 

 

Teacher: Okay you guys let me take roll... Nappy Nappy guess he is absent today.  

 

Me: He's Not Here!! Oh Hell Yeah!!

 

Teacher: Get out  

Food

When my refrigarator is empty:



Me: Oh yea time to get me something to eat boy been hungry alllllllllll damn day.

("Open the fridge the light comes on")





("The refrigerator is bright in the inside I look inside and see no food")

 Me: What the fuck ain't no food in here oh Hell nawwwww!!!, They must don't know I'm growing boy and I need to eat.

("I walk into moms room brave chest up")



Me: Aye mom you know ain't no food in the fridge. You need to go buy some.

("Mom walks up to me with a smile") 

 
Mom: Do you know who you talking to boy your tongue won't be able to taste food when I'm through with you.

("this strange object comes to my fast really fast")

 
Hand:

("Moms hand made my face feel like it got struck by lightning")  



 Mom: Now what do you have to say


Me: No I'll starve 

In the store

When something in the store costs more than 20 dollars:

 Me: I got me 20 dollars today. I got the big bucks. 

("Looking at some speakers for my phone")

Me: Oh shit I'm going to buy them.

("look at the price 17.99. I pick up the box and take it to the cashier")

Cashier: Are you going to buy these. 

Me

Cashier: Let me ring you up. That will be 25.00 please. 

Brain:  WTF wrong with these fool get the hell out of there. 

Me: Oh hell nawwwwwwwwww

(" I walked out the store")

Cashier:

Teacher Makes Jokes 

When my teacher makes the lamest jokes:

Teacher: Hey you guys what did the boy candy say to the girl candy? 

("I'm smirking a little thinking it has to be funny")

 

Me: What does he say.

Teacher: He said we are mint for each other ahahahahaha. 

Me: Bitch that ain't even funny just stop.

Homework 

When i finally do my homework and the teacher doesn't check it:

Me: Did my damn homework today.

("Walks in the class and go up to the teachers desk")

Me: Hey Mrs. Ding Dong i did my homework today. 

("teacher smiles")

 

Teacher: Good job but I'm not taking it for a grade, but glade you did it anyway

Me:

My Shoes

 

 

When my new shoes get stepped on:

 

 



Me: "Whistling"

 

("Then someone bumps into me")

 

Person: Oh Im so sorry.

 

Me: Oh its okay no problem.

 

("Then i look down at my new Jays and i see a scratch")

 

Me: Oh hell no !!!

 

("person is walking away")

 

person:

 

("I walk back up to the person")

 

Me:  Them shits was new.