Kid Falls

When a kid falls down the stairs:

("Walking down the steps beside this kid")

Me:

Kid:

("The kid falls down the steps")

Kid:                        

Me: ahahahahahah

("See all of the girls that go to the kid")








Brain: Fall

The Hated Kid 

When the kid you don't like does not come to school:

("I walk in the class and look around")

 

Me: Where is Nappy at hope he's not here today 

("Class starts at 9 its 8:53 I'm looking at the clock hoping he doesn't come")

 

Me:

("Its 9:15 teacher comes in and closes the door and start teaching") 

 

Teacher: Okay you guys let me take roll... Nappy Nappy guess he is absent today.  

 

Me: He's Not Here!! Oh Hell Yeah!!

 

Teacher: Get out  

Food

When my refrigarator is empty:



Me: Oh yea time to get me something to eat boy been hungry alllllllllll damn day.

("Open the fridge the light comes on")





("The refrigerator is bright in the inside I look inside and see no food")

 Me: What the fuck ain't no food in here oh Hell nawwwww!!!, They must don't know I'm growing boy and I need to eat.

("I walk into moms room brave chest up")



Me: Aye mom you know ain't no food in the fridge. You need to go buy some.

("Mom walks up to me with a smile") 

 
Mom: Do you know who you talking to boy your tongue won't be able to taste food when I'm through with you.

("this strange object comes to my fast really fast")

 
Hand:

("Moms hand made my face feel like it got struck by lightning")  



 Mom: Now what do you have to say


Me: No I'll starve