The Hated Kid 

When the kid you don't like does not come to school:

("I walk in the class and look around")

 

Me: Where is Nappy at hope he's not here today 

("Class starts at 9 its 8:53 I'm looking at the clock hoping he doesn't come")

 

Me:

("Its 9:15 teacher comes in and closes the door and start teaching") 

 

Teacher: Okay you guys let me take roll... Nappy Nappy guess he is absent today.  

 

Me: He's Not Here!! Oh Hell Yeah!!

 

Teacher: Get out